Archive for the ‘Story’ Category

Big birds still worry me

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Pencil SharpenerAnother true story inspired by an object in the Magic Story Bag

Once a year we used to walk from school to Debden village church for a special service. On the way we passed a lake where a few swans swam.

The teacher, Mrs Firth, told us not to annoy the swans because they might get cross. It was springtime and they had cygnets. Mrs Firth warned us that when swans felt threatened they had been known to snatch a small child and drag it into the water. I was a small child!!

In the same Essex village, the garage owner kept geese. They hissed and honked very loudly at anyone who approached. I had to pass them on the way home from school. They would stretch out their long white necks, lower their heads and run at me, their long orange beaks thrust forward like bayonets. 

Which may explain why I love small birds but big ones still worry me.

Something borrowed, something green …

Monday, April 14th, 2008

This story was inspired by a car key fob from the magic story bag

I borrowed a hundred pounds from my grandma to buy my first car. I don’t know why she was so willing to lend it to me. Perhaps, to her, it wasn’t a lot of money. For me it was a fortune – in 1968 my monthly take home pay at the BBC was £39/12s/0d (£39.60).

I looked in the Yorkshire Post for the car ads. I wanted to buy from a garage – in that way I would know it had been serviced and prepared for sale.

Ford PrefectAt the wheel of a green Ford Prefect I drove carefully out of Bracken Edge Garage in Leeds. They had my £100.00, I had my car. It had been a year since passing my test and I’d driven very little since. Until now I had hitch hiked everywhere. Nervously I pulled out into the city centre traffic.

In the middle of a main road, the car coughed and stalled. Four lanes of traffic and one traffic jam piled up behind a green Ford Prefect.

I tried everything but the car wouldn’t start. I found a phone box and called the garage I’d left only minutes earlier. They towed me in and found a fuel blockage in the carburettor and the remains of an old rag in the petrol tank.

Two hours later I pulled out again into the same street – this time the car took me all the way home to Huddersfield.

Years later The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy immortalised the name “Ford Prefect”, but my hitchhiking days came to an end the day I spent my grandmother’s £100 on my own car.

My current obsession

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

battery

This story was inspired by a battery from the magic story bag

I loved electricity. Fascinated by the way a bulb lit, a motor turned, a radio played music and how a battery stored power.

My bedroom was littered with wires, bulbholders, battery clips and bits of old radios.

I suppose I was about 14 when TV replaced the radio in our house. So I fitted the old radio into a cupboard which I called my “shack”. There I listened to distant stations on headphones. It was a Cossor in a wooden box with glowing valves in the back and an orange dial on the front. Hilversum, London, Luxembourg, Light, Home and Third – radio stations illuminated by small bulbs and tuned by the black dial needle with a slow motion drive. 

It’s no surprise that 40 years later when I left the BBC I had spent most of my life in broadcasting. As a technician and a broadcaster I always said – whatever I was doing at the time – “I have the best job in the world,” and I still have.

Peg for a story

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Clothes peg

This story was inspired by a peg from the magic story bag

My fingers were sore and my nails broken

I have to know how things work and as a child I took everything apart. If it had a screw or a clip I would have it dismantled in no time. Radios, bikes, toys, kitchen things were stripped down and usually reassembled.

My earliest memory of doing this is when I discovered the peg bag. (I don’t know who designs peg bags but it’s what I later recognised as a cottage industry. Why do we need bags shaped like farmyard animals or a childs shirt? But I digress …) I took all the springs off the pegs and couldn’t put them back together.

“What have you done to my pegs? That’s naughty.” Mum scolded, and then she showed me how to put them back together. I was grounded until they were all mended. Hard work for a small boy.

My fingers were sore and my nails broken.

Lock it or lose it

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

This story was inspired by a small padlock from the magic story bagSmall Padlock

Those crime prevention posters must have been effective at some point in my life. I am almost obsessed with locking things up. Doors, sheds, bikes, lockers, the garage, the car … I could go on.

I feel I’m more obsessed with locking them up than anyone might be about stealing them.

The only time my house has been broken into, everything was locked, but the burglar still got in and stole my stuff.

Lock it and lose it – but you can’t lose what you give away – so perhaps I should give more and lock up less!